Stock Info

A large, arbitrary number of digital shares. Like a penny stock that never learned to count properly.

0%. We wouldn't want to interrupt the profound experience of buying a stock that represents digital confusion about investing.

0%. The team does not need shares. We are all n00b investors here.

See any investment tutorial on "Buying High and Selling Low." The $N00BSTOCK has perfected this strategy.

Each share represents a perfectly confused digital n00b investor, wandering aimlessly through the market with no idea what they're doing but somehow still holding.